if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So. Much. Porn.
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