id be glad to
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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