It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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