you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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