Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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