I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
