imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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