but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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