just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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