if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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