How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Shame - the story of my life.
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