Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
did you just send me my own nude
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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