Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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