I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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