Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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