The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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