Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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