Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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