So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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