he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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