Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
try to milk me bitch
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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