You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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