the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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