I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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