I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
