Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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