I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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