Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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