Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
vagina is talking i cant
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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