Moan for me like Helen Keller
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
