my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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