whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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