Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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