So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
