I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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