We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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