office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Randomize
