You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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