I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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