operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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