i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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