she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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