your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
