is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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