Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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