Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
