Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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