Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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