I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
This baby is an asshole
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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