Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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